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save $25 on a new i-shock!

9.2K views 77 replies 16 participants last post by  Pimpindahoes  
#1 ·
I have a $25 gift certificate that I cannot use toward a new i-shock that I will mail to the best story as to why you need it.





Here are the rules:



story does not have to be true - just make it interesting, or funny. I will have a poll to vote on the best one. If you dont need it... but have a good story.. .post it and if you win you can say who gets it.



no cussing or anything that is not allowed on this board - remember kids read this. pictures are allowed and encouraged but must be allowed on the site... if it is offensive I ask that moderators please remove immediately - thanks.



contest will end next week... say Friday? ~edited~ I am ending it today... tired of hanging on to this thing.



Have fun!!
 
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#27 ·
z88R said:
Roads were froze, toes are froze.... Poor storytelling.



I guess I'll just have to keep what was in the bag to myself. I still have nightmares about it....


HAHAHAHA. People don't vote for Z. Don't fall into his trap. He is just good at telling stories. DON'T VOTE FOR Z88R. He WANTS to tell us. If we agree we don't vote for him then He'll still tell us. If he has never told anyone then he wants to get it out. I repeat. DON'T VOTE FOR Z. :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
 
#24 ·
Heres a good story.....



I grew up in West Virginia (yes some of the family trees really do look like telephone poles up there) and one day after a long day of riding in the middle of January, my friend pulls up beside me while the bikes are running and says "MY TOES ARE FROZE" and he wants to go home.



We would ride our dirt bikes on back roads to get to different places to ride, we didn't have our drivers licenses yet and there was very little traffic on the road so...



Anyway, I was thinking he was just being a wuss and took off toward home, I rounded a corner and decided to ride a wheelie up the hill. Well I cranked the throttle and my bike slid out from under me before I knew what happened. I slid halfway up this paved road on my knees while wearing brand new motocross pants (yes Santa brought them to me).

My so-called friend pulls up and he is laughing so hard he can barely speak....then he says...





























"I TOLD YOU THE ROADS WERE FROZE"



Thought I was going to pull the old Z88R trick, didn't you.
 
#23 ·
z88R said:
While I'm waiting for you all to vote me in, I have a little joke to lighten the mood since this is the first time I've told anyone that story. I'm still trying to get over it...



Here's my joke for the day.



Pimpindahoes pushes his 50 to his mechanics garage, as he can't work on his own bikes worth a snot.



He tells the mechanic it died.

After the mechanic works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

He Asks, "What's the story?"

Mechanic replies, "Just crap in the carburettor".

daPimp asks, "How often do I have to do that?"


lmao!!! hahaha that one was good.



give me that gift certificate.........or even better yet you can use it for those models you need since your not payin em. pay em with i-shock gift certificates and you might get some girls interested. ;) (but yea i think you get my drift on that, i asked a ton of girls but all lookin for the dinero)
 
#22 ·
hondamx398

Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2004 2:53 pm Post subject:

Iam a fatass on a stock bike give it to the fatass comon, help out your local fatass!!!!!




i vote for him becuase im fat too and that **** sux with out a decent shock...Wondering if your gonna bottom out and bend your frame...MORE POWER TO THE FAT GUYS !!!!!!! LOL
 
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#19 ·
wow dunky, between this and the other forum, u just now go the ed thing..... o well



OK heres a better story,

Me and my friends wre out mobbing (thats what uguyss say these days aint it) some ramps, we were all hucking it pretty big with our stock motors. All my friends have better suspension so0o0o needless to say it was pretty gay cuz they could go so much bigger. Well i was just like forget this, and i tried me a backflip. the only problem, my bike didnt go all the way areound my front tire smashed i went over, and well i didnt have a helmet on, 250 stitches later.....

If u dont believe me i will send u pics or post em up



now i just realized that that story dont have nething to do with y i need a shock, but then again, does a mysterious sack have nething to do with it either, or did i not understand the topic? ill try to get yall pics



(that too is a true story)
 
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#13 ·
dunky..... just no... i need it

I NO WHATS IN THE BAg, NOTHING.



and thats not fair, if u saw my bike u would have pitty. for the first 8 months of having my bike i had "risers" they wobbled like none other, and sometimes they snapped off (4 times) and my chain is rusted, my skid plate (second hand) is tweaked) my tall seat was made with foam and duct tape, and there is much more... for once i would like something nice and name brand on my bike. and new, cuz well ive bought a used seat then duct taped the___ outta it, used skidplate, used air filter, ARGH



PLUS DUnky my shock "shaft" is only about an inch :( feel pity



ok that part may be deleted i guess
 
#12 ·
Ridered said "he bent his shaft" - F@#KING Z, I got suckered and read that whole thing too. Finish the F-N' story already or we'll disqualify you based on an incomplete entry!

I need the gift cert. because umm, umm, because I'm poor and stuff and I would like to have world peace and it would make the world a better place if I had that gift certificate.
 
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#11 ·
true

Well i cannot ride my bike because i bent my shaft cuz of my "medium duty" shock spring. I wasted 30 dollars on this shock and now it doesnt do anything to my bike, also my bday is tomorrow, itd be a nice gift. I am trying to put my bday money towards a shock, but since my dad just lost his job i am decidin to give 100 dollars toward the electric bill. so my funds are sorta low.
 
#10 ·
My story is one time i was siting at the resturant and i farted and blamed it on the guy behind me and everyone was looking at him all wierd LOL i couldnt stop lafing
 
#4 ·
While I'm waiting for you all to vote me in, I have a little joke to lighten the mood since this is the first time I've told anyone that story. I'm still trying to get over it...



Here's my joke for the day.



Pimpindahoes pushes his 50 to his mechanics garage, as he can't work on his own bikes worth a snot.



He tells the mechanic it died.

After the mechanic works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

He Asks, "What's the story?"

Mechanic replies, "Just crap in the carburettor".

daPimp asks, "How often do I have to do that?"