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#21 ·
Shards? LMFAO...



I'm sorry, but this is the funniest post I've had the opportunity to read in a long time.



AEdwards - You may want to do some online research on mailorder epideral kits in preparation of the offending object being delivered breach.
 
#26 ·
aedwards07 said:
Say that again?I dont know what that is.haha
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an epidural is what a chick gets before she squeses a 8 lb bowling ball out her snatch



breach is when it comes out sideways or backards





i personally think you should sell the stick on ebay may be a big seller ive seen a 3 yr old pea sell for thousands of dollars
 
#27 ·
the reason that they glow is because you break the little glass cylinder inside the stick. and when the glass breaks, it releases the chemical that reacts with the other chemical to glow.



thats why there are glass shards in your butthole
 
#29 ·
no people, i dont think he swallowed the whole glow stick, sounds like his friend busted it open and poured it into his straw,



hes not gonna not notice swallowing a freaking glow stick



and maybe try a enima afterwards to get all glass shards out of your butthole
 
#30 ·
[quote name='slapaho16']an epidural is what a chick gets before she squeses a 8 lb bowling ball out her snatch



breach is when it comes out sideways or backards





i personally think you should sell the stick on ebay may be a big seller ive seen some pretty weird stuff sell for thousands of dollars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
#34 ·
give Poison Control a call...800 222-1222...they can help you out.





That reminds me. I have some friends in the military. They go and get wild animal traps, catch rabbits, then they get glow sticks and crack them open and pour the goo onto them. They then let them go in a field and come back 5 to 10 minutes later with their guns and pick off glowing rabbits at Night.
 
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#35 ·
i change my opinion,



go to the hostipital



i think you should go to the hostipital, an inch and a half of something that will not break down in your stomach is going to hurt your intestines. its gonna be worse on you than kidney stones, because its so big and most of those have sharp plastic edges. it takes 12 hours for your body to pass things all the way through your stomach and intestines. So if your gonna wait it out, itll be 12 hours from when you ate it, unless you take something to flush it out



that is my unprofessional opinion.
 
#38 ·
piss in his drink next time ur all chillin
 
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z88R said:
The coloring in the glowsticks are made from Cyanide. If that gets in your bloodstream, you'll die within 5 minutes. At this point, it's not even worth going to the doctor, as you'll be dead before the ambulance arrives. I'm suprised you aren't dead already.



Give me your paypal address and I'll buy your bike before you kick the bucket so your parents can pay for your funeral. You may want to go tell them to pack it carefully and they can ship it off after the services probably later this week.



After your parents sue your friend for wrongful death, they probably will be able to retire from the judgement.



I get a bike, your parents get rich and you are a true team player for taking one for the team.



For everyone else, I'll give the bike away to a lucky member as long as you run Mr. Edwards number on the bike for the rest of time to honor his legacy...
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awesome :lol:
 
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