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Speeddemon73

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I have gotten the inspiration from Bran1263 in light of his recent thread about poser friends and goons. We all have them and you know who they are. Many of you know the saying by Jeff Foxworthy, "you might be a ******* if.." Well, finish the sentence "You might be a poser/goon if..." Lets see some of the hilarious answers you guys come up with haha. This should be fun.
 
You might be a poser if........ You put Honda stickers all over your no name China bike!! Dude, anyone who notices your graphics KNOWS it's not really a CRF 50!!!! Oh no, the worst part about me writing this is that my first bike was an ssr with suzuki graphics!!!! OUCH!!!.... I thought about erasing this post but I'm gonna own up to it instead.. Ha Ha
 
You might be a poser if........ You put Honda stickers all over your no name China bike!! Dude, anyone who notices your graphics KNOWS it's not really a CRF 50!!!! Oh no, the worst part about me writing this is that my first bike was an ssr with suzuki graphics!!!! OUCH!!!.... I thought about erasing this post but I'm gonna own up to it instead.. Ha Ha
With a Honda seat!
 
You might be a poser if........ You put Honda stickers all over your no name China bike!! Dude, anyone who notices your graphics KNOWS it's not really a CRF 50!!!! Oh no, the worst part about me writing this is that my first bike was an ssr with suzuki graphics!!!! OUCH!!!.... I thought about erasing this post but I'm gonna own up to it instead.. Ha Ha
Everybody starts somewhere. Posers just stay there.
 
You might be a poser if,,,,,

You "ride hard all day err day" then gotta ask 'where's the clutch homie?' on an auto-clutch bike :D
 
Garage rider.....you own a "Fancy bike" that stays in the garage to show people how bad ass yer bike is .......if you do this your a looker not a rider so pose on
or if you got an FMF/slip-on and K&N and say it would built a seriously worked 250 *cough*265*cough*

I love this forum already!!!!
 
You might be a poser if... You think adding custom graphics gives you +1hp.. Seriously I had a kid do it!
Hey brah look, it's +1 for a fuel company sticker, +8 for an exhaust manufacturers sticker (even if you have just a gutted stock can and straw for a header) and +30 for an FMF or HMF sticker. +45 for a Boysen Reeds sticker on a 4-stroke 50. ;D
 
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