I have gotten the inspiration from Bran1263 in light of his recent thread about poser friends and goons. We all have them and you know who they are. Many of you know the saying by Jeff Foxworthy, "you might be a ******* if.." Well, finish the sentence "You might be a poser/goon if..." Lets see some of the hilarious answers you guys come up with haha. This should be fun.