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Well, on such a grand Christmas day, I had to lighten up my boredom filled afternoon with a little chat with craigslist whore, round 2. Enjoy.





yeadoodeyerok: Wow, you work on christmas too?

PlayWithParis22: yes baby

yeadoodeyerok: Don't you have family? Or they have abandoned you due to the lack of determination and motivation for a real career?

PlayWithParis22: well do u have time for a show now?

yeadoodeyerok: Are we going to a carnival?

PlayWithParis22: huh?

yeadoodeyerok: Or a circus? Yeah, I want to go to a circus show.

yeadoodeyerok: That IS what you were talking about right?

PlayWithParis22: yes

yeadoodeyerok: So how much for a circus show?

yeadoodeyerok: It must suck selling yourself on Christmas day.

PlayWithParis22: no no

yeadoodeyerok: It's funny how in every one of your ads, your age fluctuates. One day your a 19 hot blonde straight out of high school. The next day, your a 24 year old busty brunette looking for a fun time.

yeadoodeyerok: Personally this is my interpretation of what you probably are:

yeadoodeyerok: An obese, 37 year old, salt and pepper haired mother of 4 with all different fathers, yet no man around to support any of them. You receive welfare checks monthly due to your lack of motivation for a career and pure laziness. Sitting around on your computer trying to make money off of fat ****s that can't get laid to save their lives so they sit here and instant message you for a "fun" time while you are eating fried chicken, rubbing your greasy ass fingers all over the keyboard and smoking 3 packs of cigarettes a day. You have 26 cats that roam freely throughout your raggedy ass apartment that you suck off the landlord for free rent and crack. Your apartment smells like feces wrapped in burnt hair and you have dike ass Butchy McCockpussy that comes and visits you weekly to give you pleasure because you make a pile of **** looking appealing; therefore, your looks make decent men turn away. You have 6 scabs around your mouth and genital area that are coincidently cold sores and places where you cut yourself shaving. You have hepatitis A through Z and you will never amount to anything but a "craigslist whore".

yeadoodeyerok: Am I about on track with that one? Maybe give or take a few cats.

yeadoodeyerok: Awww, did I hurt someone's feelings? Get off your lazy ass and get a real job, ****.
 

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Branyers said:
This guy's one to talk. His 'real' job is apparently harassing hookers. He's probably a bible thumping, Kalashnikov-toting evangelist ala Gary Ridgway.


Yes, harassing hookers is my real job. I earn 6 figures a year harassing hookers. You got me.



Cats out of the bag guys, cats out of the bag.





five21racing said:
(((((((((( XXX Autumn XXX )))))))))) - w4m



I should become a sophiticated hooker like this girl. $$$


You should. Very sophisticated woman, she only wants money for college, help a girl out hahaha
 

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stunt-ur said:
Your one to talk.



"Is my frame bent, my front tires about 172 inches from the head, but I'm not quite sure..."



GTFO and lighten up douche bag. It's a joke.



Happy holidays cum guzzler.
HAHA your funny, there you go again letting everyone know your 10 years old.



And about my frame, its not bent. I have +4 forks with a stock swingarm. It looks like a chopper.



Go email old men about how you wanna bone the picture of the hot 10 year old in craigslist ads.
 

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BillyTheGreat said:
HAHA your funny, there you go again letting everyone know your 10 years old.



And about my frame, its not bent. I have +4 forks with a stock swingarm. It looks like a chopper.



Go email old men about how you wanna bone the picture of the hot 10 year old in craigslist ads.


Ok, I'll be sure to put that in my weekly planner.



Conversations over, child.



And for the record, I'm older than you.
 

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BillyTheGreat said:
Don't get mad cause you didn't get anything for christmas so you have to harass people on criagslist.



YEEEHAWWW


I got furniture for my house, and other supplies for the house. IF I owed you an explanation.



And I could have sworn I stated the conversation between you and I was over. Perhaps I could tutor you in some reading lessons.
 

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shmalphy said:
funny part is she barely responded. You shouldn't talk to your mom like that on x-mas tho, that isn't right


Yeah I know. I should be more appreciative. She's just trying to make an honest living selling her vagina over the internet.



Good try on the "mom" jokes though, you're only outdated by 10 years, but hey, whatever helps you sleep at night.
 
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