Am I the only one?? WOW.
Are you A Head Case MXChick??
I figured since the guys thought it was so funny, I'd start my own, there are two sides to the story of head case MXers...
You know when your an head case MXchick when the only guys you date ride, because all the other ones got sick of your long days at the track, your dirty nails and your scabby elbows.
Bandages become part of your wardrobe, you wear dark eyeshadow to coordinate your black eye.
A piece of dirt falls out of your hair on a date.
"Me" time is actually track time.
When you encourage your kid to 'clear something' (trash can, pillows) because you can 'so make that dude, get a running start at it'
Your panties and bras are all mostly moto related, kitchen appliances are covered in moto stickers, and for me, even mycat box looks more like a moto trailer.
You fancy guys in a full set of gear on their bikes over a chip and dale model.
You wanted new gear and bike parts, not the ring.
Your divorce agreement entitles you to the bikes and the kids, full custody. (slapaho16)
Everyday driving roads, are more berms, jumps, and ruts to you. The green light is the gate dropping. Driving becomes holding your line, and rarely people can pass you, if at all possible, even with the kid in the car. You smile to yourself when you successfully made a pass in traffic.
Checking on your kids is burning around the track to find them.
When you go to work in your nice get up, you have to dust the dirt off your a** before going in.
#1 reason, You can only see yourself marrying a man that rides, and you invision the two of you and a line of little riders racin around a bada** track in the front yard and that is family time. the white house with the white pickett fence and flowers is ghey.
Any other ladies like to chime in??
You know when your an head case MXchick when the only guys you date ride, because all the other ones got sick of your long days at the track, your dirty nails and your scabby elbows.
Bandages become part of your wardrobe, you wear dark eyeshadow to coordinate your black eye.
A piece of dirt falls out of your hair on a date.
"Me" time is actually track time.
When you encourage your kid to 'clear something' (trash can, pillows) because you can 'so make that dude, get a running start at it'
Your panties and bras are all mostly moto related, kitchen appliances are covered in moto stickers, and for me, even mycat box looks more like a moto trailer.
You fancy guys in a full set of gear on their bikes over a chip and dale model.
You wanted new gear and bike parts, not the ring.
Your divorce agreement entitles you to the bikes and the kids, full custody. (slapaho16)
Everyday driving roads, are more berms, jumps, and ruts to you. The green light is the gate dropping. Driving becomes holding your line, and rarely people can pass you, if at all possible, even with the kid in the car. You smile to yourself when you successfully made a pass in traffic.
Checking on your kids is burning around the track to find them.
When you go to work in your nice get up, you have to dust the dirt off your a** before going in.
#1 reason, You can only see yourself marrying a man that rides, and you invision the two of you and a line of little riders racin around a bada** track in the front yard and that is family time. the white house with the white pickett fence and flowers is ghey.
Any other ladies like to chime in??
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Definitely not enough like you...
How bout the first word you teach your kid is "Braaaappppp"
Oh he already runs around goin wing wing..
High Maintenance said:I figured since the guys thought it was so funny, I'd start my own, there are two sides to the story of head case MXers...
You know when your an head case MXchick when the only guys you date ride, because all the other ones got sick of your long days at the track, your dirty nails and your scabby elbows.
Bandages become part of your wardrobe, you wear dark eyeshadow to coordinate your black eye.
A piece of dirt falls out of your hair on a date.
"Me" time is actually track time.
When you encourage your kid to 'clear something' (trash can, pillows) because you can 'so make that dude, get a running start at it'
Your panties and bras are all mostly moto related, kitchen appliances are covered in moto stickers, and for me, even mycat box looks more like a moto trailer.
You fancy guys in a full set of gear on their bikes over a chip and dale model.
You wanted new gear and bike parts, not the ring.
Everyday driving roads, are more berms, jumps, and ruts to you. The green light is the gate dropping. Driving becomes holding your line, and rarely people can pass you, if at all possible, even with the kid in the car. You smile to yourself when you successfully made a pass in traffic.
Checking on your kids is burning around the track to find them.
When you go to work in your nice get up, you have to dust the dirt off your a** before going in.
#1 reason, You can only see yourself marrying a man that rides, and you invision the two of you and a line of little riders racin around a bada** track in the front yard and that is family time. the white house with the white pickett fence and flowers is ghey.
Any other ladies like to chime in??
Im in love
And if anyone needs any help helping their girlfriends and wives 'cross over' I have a couple extra bikes 
I am a real sweetheart ... I promise
I am a real sweetheart ... I promisecan u give her a 450 with a really loose headset , sticky throttle and some air in the brake lines? if so im in
my wife usto enjoy riding untill the kids came along and with 40 extra lbs. Now she just b1tches when i ride, work on, talk about, pretty much every aspect of any hobby i have (BUT I AIN'T GIVEN THIS ONE UP)
hmm i know a few girls id like to do that toteam homless said:can u give her a 450 with a really loose headset , sticky throttle and some air in the brake lines? if so im in
nick whens your next surgery
team homless said:can u give her a 450 with a really loose headset , sticky throttle and some air in the brake lines? if so im in
hahhhahhhahahahahhaha
team homless said:can u give her a 450 with a really loose headset , sticky throttle and some air in the brake lines? if so im in
I think I pissed myself, really.
High Maintenance why can't more women be like you, you're the perfect woman. Dennis is one lucky guy. You got any sisters? JK.
Why would you doom her like that? Give her a bike that's too much if anything...My first bike ever was a modified YZ 85 I scored of this kid that went pro, I just thought that's how bikes were and it ate my a** a few times until I learned...... and kids are no excuse, neither is the weight. You should have seen my fat a** !!!!!
ur right she needs a cr500 .i think she will need a new rear tire and clutch to go with the other modifications i requested .lets also loosen the front axle just to be sure we get the desired results,let me know when its ready .
oh man, you are NOT going to heaven.
relax im just kiddin http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17545638/?GT1=9145
she really needs a bored and stroked banshee quad with said modifications
LMAO....okay wait is your name suppose to be homeless, as in you are a bum?
team homless said:ur right she needs a cr500 .i think she will need a new rear tire and clutch to go with the other modifications i requested .lets also loosen the front axle just to be sure we get the desired results,let me know when its ready .
I hope for your sake your significant other doesnt know how to use a computer.If she see's this thread you will really be homeless and have half the stuff you used to...LOL
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