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Jthomas7 · 08-14-2008, 10:36 AM

Endurocross is in town this weekend at the Lazy E arena.

This morning a man walks in to our dealership who is around 60 years old, no teeth, no hair and severely methed out. He tells me he heard their is a race in town this weekend and he will trade anything he has for "Just one more night of kicking ass."

He told me he goes by Rocket Dog and pulled out his photo album of him racing flat track in the 70's. He's looking for a bike to race and offers to trade me his Dennis Hotson Vanmobile looking thingy. About this time I notice he has Motocross boots on and a Kidney belt, He's also wearing clothes that might of been his 1970's flat track gear. I tell him it looks like he's allready been riding. "No man, someone told me their was a race this weekend so I thought I would get geer'd up and get ready for it." All of this why he couldn't stand still, stop talking for more than a second, and he kept bumping in to me.

Unfortunately I don't have any used bikes for him to ride (**** would of been funny though right?) as I've allready told Dennis he could race mine this weekend.

I know this is one of those "You had to be there" moments but I'm still in shock. It has me wondering if Knoxville is back in town or some **** and I'm on jackass.

kennys_cousin · 08-14-2008, 10:39 AM

Are you talking trash on the van!?!?!?!?!?

money man · 08-14-2008, 10:43 AM

Hahahahahaahahhahahahahahahhahaaah

Jthomas7 · 08-14-2008, 10:43 AM

I couldn't talk trash on the VAN! I would of traded him for it if I had anything.

Jthomas7 · 08-14-2008, 10:43 AM

on 2nd thought this guy could of been 30 and did wayyyyyyy tooo much meth.

mdkuder · 08-14-2008, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jthomas7

on 2nd thought this guy could of been 30 and did wayyyyyyy tooo much meth.

That's the one!

Jthomas7 · 08-14-2008, 02:35 PM

ROCKET DOG UPDATE!

When I sent mr Dog on his way this morning I informed him the local Yamaha shop might have something for him to ride. I have a few buddies that work over there and I called to tell them so the could await his arrival. A few hours go by and we had some parts to pick up over there, I called to see if they had them and they said he never came by.

Fast forward 20 minutes and I'm pulling in the parking lot only to see rocket dogs van in the driveway and him running around like a mad men talking to my buddies. He told us that he went to the Lazy E and checked out the Endurocross track and decided the perfect bike for him would be an 80. He tried to convince them to loan him a used one and gave them the Rocket dog guarantee "If I'm not ahead at the end of the first lap I will give you a blow job!"

Needless to say the Yamaha shop was greatful for me sending a customer their way.

SUZUKIRM12594 · 08-14-2008, 02:40 PM

COOL!!! Wut a guy!!!

High Maintenance · 08-14-2008, 03:43 PM

i would your van is a hunk of **** with one eye suitable for it's driver

got any candy in there for some underage girls?

Jthomas7 · 08-14-2008, 04:28 PM

I should of hooked the dude up with a bike for the weekend. Just think Dennis you and him could of been Teammates.

RuFfRyDaH · 08-14-2008, 04:30 PM

haha oh man i almost cried laughing...imagining that stuff

crash1975 · 08-14-2008, 04:36 PM

methheads on motorcycles...what a mix!

moto234 · 08-14-2008, 05:01 PM

^^^ sounds like a good old time to me!!! yeeee haw!

High Maintenance · 08-14-2008, 06:25 PM

i would have taken the van. I know it's equipt for living down by the river when you need it.

How is that van by the way? Comfy?

kennys_cousin · 08-14-2008, 09:39 PM

Did you get Rocket Dog's number? I can't make it out on Sat to the race. Maybe he hasn't found a ride and you can take him up on that offer. hahahahaahahahaha

Jthomas7 · 08-14-2008, 10:47 PM

Rocket dog does believe in modern day luxuries like telephones.

sagaone · 08-14-2008, 10:55 PM

my god what a story . i amazed he still had his gear

Jthomas7 · 08-14-2008, 11:02 PM

I just wish I had a camera.

KSKENE247 · 08-14-2008, 11:17 PM

look at last activity under
founding member
rocketdog - Motorcycle.Com

vegatron75 · 08-14-2008, 11:21 PM

You gotta find a way to get that dude on the track!

08-14-2008, 10:36 AM	#1 (permalink)
Jthomas7 2nd Gear Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Ponca City, Oklahoma Posts: 539	You can't make this stuff up Endurocross is in town this weekend at the Lazy E arena. This morning a man walks in to our dealership who is around 60 years old, no teeth, no hair and severely methed out. He tells me he heard their is a race in town this weekend and he will trade anything he has for "Just one more night of kicking ass." He told me he goes by Rocket Dog and pulled out his photo album of him racing flat track in the 70's. He's looking for a bike to race and offers to trade me his Dennis Hotson Vanmobile looking thingy. About this time I notice he has Motocross boots on and a Kidney belt, He's also wearing clothes that might of been his 1970's flat track gear. I tell him it looks like he's allready been riding. "No man, someone told me their was a race this weekend so I thought I would get geer'd up and get ready for it." All of this why he couldn't stand still, stop talking for more than a second, and he kept bumping in to me. Unfortunately I don't have any used bikes for him to ride (** would of been funny though right?) as I've allready told Dennis he could race mine this weekend. I know this is one of those "You had to be there" moments but I'm still in shock. It has me wondering if Knoxville is back in town or some ** and I'm on jackass.

08-14-2008, 10:39 AM	#2 (permalink)
kennys_cousin 1st Gear Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 212	Re: You can't make this stuff up Are you talking trash on the van!?!?!?!?!?

08-14-2008, 10:43 AM	#3 (permalink)
money man 2nd Gear Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: arlington,tx Posts: 340	Re: You can't make this stuff up Hahahahahaahahhahahahahahahhahaaah

08-14-2008, 10:43 AM	#4 (permalink)
Jthomas7 2nd Gear Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Ponca City, Oklahoma Posts: 539	Re: You can't make this stuff up I couldn't talk trash on the VAN! I would of traded him for it if I had anything.

08-14-2008, 10:43 AM	#5 (permalink)
Jthomas7 2nd Gear Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Ponca City, Oklahoma Posts: 539	Re: You can't make this stuff up on 2nd thought this guy could of been 30 and did wayyyyyyy tooo much meth.

08-14-2008, 02:35 PM	#7 (permalink)
Jthomas7 2nd Gear Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Ponca City, Oklahoma Posts: 539	Re: You can't make this stuff up ROCKET DOG UPDATE! When I sent mr Dog on his way this morning I informed him the local Yamaha shop might have something for him to ride. I have a few buddies that work over there and I called to tell them so the could await his arrival. A few hours go by and we had some parts to pick up over there, I called to see if they had them and they said he never came by. Fast forward 20 minutes and I'm pulling in the parking lot only to see rocket dogs van in the driveway and him running around like a mad men talking to my buddies. He told us that he went to the Lazy E and checked out the Endurocross track and decided the perfect bike for him would be an 80. He tried to convince them to loan him a used one and gave them the Rocket dog guarantee "If I'm not ahead at the end of the first lap I will give you a blow job!" Needless to say the Yamaha shop was greatful for me sending a customer their way.

08-14-2008, 02:40 PM	#8 (permalink)
SUZUKIRM12594 3rd Gear Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Glendale California Posts: 2,468	Re: You can't make this stuff up COOL!!! Wut a guy!!!

08-14-2008, 03:43 PM	#9 (permalink)
High Maintenance Hohe Wartung Frau Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Where the cow poo is plentiful Posts: 1,270	Re: You can't make this stuff up i would your van is a hunk of **** with one eye suitable for it's driver got any candy in there for some underage girls?

08-14-2008, 04:28 PM	#10 (permalink)
Jthomas7 2nd Gear Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Ponca City, Oklahoma Posts: 539	Re: You can't make this stuff up I should of hooked the dude up with a bike for the weekend. Just think Dennis you and him could of been Teammates.

08-14-2008, 04:30 PM	#11 (permalink)
RuFfRyDaH 3rd Gear Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: germany Posts: 1,381	Re: You can't make this stuff up haha oh man i almost cried laughing...imagining that stuff

08-14-2008, 04:36 PM	#12 (permalink)
crash1975 PM Newbie Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: dfw area Posts: 98	Re: You can't make this stuff up methheads on motorcycles...what a mix!

08-14-2008, 05:01 PM	#13 (permalink)
moto234 3rd Gear Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: CHICO CA Ukiah CA MENDO 707 Posts: 1,682	Re: You can't make this stuff up ^^^ sounds like a good old time to me!!! yeeee haw!

08-14-2008, 06:25 PM	#14 (permalink)
High Maintenance Hohe Wartung Frau Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Where the cow poo is plentiful Posts: 1,270	Re: You can't make this stuff up i would have taken the van. I know it's equipt for living down by the river when you need it. How is that van by the way? Comfy?

08-14-2008, 09:39 PM	#15 (permalink)
kennys_cousin 1st Gear Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 212	Re: You can't make this stuff up Did you get Rocket Dog's number? I can't make it out on Sat to the race. Maybe he hasn't found a ride and you can take him up on that offer. hahahahaahahahaha

08-14-2008, 10:47 PM	#16 (permalink)
Jthomas7 2nd Gear Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Ponca City, Oklahoma Posts: 539	Re: You can't make this stuff up Rocket dog does believe in modern day luxuries like telephones.

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08-14-2008, 10:55 PM	#17 (permalink)
sagaone PM Newbie Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: AUSTRALIA Posts: 73	Re: You can't make this stuff up my god what a story . i amazed he still had his gear

08-14-2008, 11:02 PM	#18 (permalink)
Jthomas7 2nd Gear Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Ponca City, Oklahoma Posts: 539	Re: You can't make this stuff up I just wish I had a camera.

08-14-2008, 11:17 PM	#19 (permalink)
KSKENE247 3rd Gear Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Agoura Posts: 1,798	Re: You can't make this stuff up look at last activity under founding member rocketdog - Motorcycle.Com

08-14-2008, 11:21 PM	#20 (permalink)
vegatron75 2nd Gear Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: South of Kansas City Posts: 483	Re: You can't make this stuff up You gotta find a way to get that dude on the track!