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Old 09-04-2008, 12:14 PM   #1 (permalink)
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How do you know when your gettig old.

When you get your AARP card in the mail...
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Old 09-04-2008, 12:18 PM   #2 (permalink)
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When you get your AARP card in the mail...
My mom just turned 50, and she called me because she got an AARP card in the mail.

I told her she better go buy a Buick.
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Old 09-04-2008, 12:26 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: How do you know when your gettig old.

when u take a dump and u have to hold your testicals from getting wet
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Old 09-04-2008, 12:33 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: How do you know when your gettig old.

Yes my AARP card came yesturday and yes I will be 50 in three weeks.
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Old 09-04-2008, 01:54 PM   #5 (permalink)
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you better find a country kitchen buffet, as an oldie it is your duty to eat ther
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Old 09-04-2008, 01:56 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Yes my AARP card came yesturday and yes I will be 50 in three weeks.
Just remember, dinner starts at 4pm and in bed by 7pm.
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Old 09-04-2008, 09:45 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Re: How do you know when your gettig old.

i guess im not getting old cause i dont know what an aarp card is haha.
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Old 09-04-2008, 09:46 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Re: How do you know when your gettig old.

When you realize the lapdance you just got was from your buddy's daughter?
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Old 09-05-2008, 07:31 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Re: How do you know when your gettig old.

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When you get your AARP card in the mail...
When I got mine...



...this other one was in the envelope, as well. Must have been some type of sorting error...

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Old 09-05-2008, 08:36 AM   #10 (permalink)
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When the Big Guy flips the switch. Until then what the hell is old?
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Old 09-05-2008, 10:12 AM   #11 (permalink)
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when u take a dump and u have to hold your testicals from getting wet
LOL, oh my!...

I can't top that one.
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Old 09-05-2008, 10:18 AM   #12 (permalink)
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When your wife is way closer to your daughters age than your own ... : )
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Old 09-05-2008, 06:28 PM   #13 (permalink)
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when you can remember 20 years ago
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Old 09-05-2008, 06:37 PM   #14 (permalink)
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what the deuce is an aa card? i think your never old, its simply a state of mind people entrap themselves in. as long as your young at heart theres no slowing down. and lol on grafixxs pre-historic membership
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Old 09-05-2008, 08:17 PM   #15 (permalink)
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When your wife is way closer to your daughters age than your own ... : )
haha.. my husband can relate to this one....lol
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Old 09-06-2008, 02:04 AM   #16 (permalink)
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you know your old when you can barely get in/out of your vehicle and definetley cannot get on/off your 50 !
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Old 09-08-2008, 03:40 PM   #17 (permalink)
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What is the aarp card??
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Old 09-08-2008, 04:20 PM   #18 (permalink)
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When the cough-cough in the nether regions turns gray. Leave it alone . Vanity brought tears to my eyes .
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What is the aarp card??
go to AARP: Health, Travel, Baby Boomers, Elections, Financial Planning, Family, Games, Volunteer, Retirement, Discounts, Seniors and see...

They even have their own magazine


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