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sargent36 · 08-23-2008, 12:28 AM

When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this. On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins - Take out the literature and read it carefully.You will notice that in small print there is a
statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested"

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson.

"HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS"

five21racing · 08-23-2008, 07:49 AM

If I remember correctly; this was from the warranty on one of my mp3 players.

Pal · 08-23-2008, 09:23 AM

^^haha yeah ive seen that on a lot of electronics

JCMINIS · 08-23-2008, 09:09 PM

No pics,,but older jet skis used to have a warning sign about watching out for the thrust in anal and vaginal cavities.

Mrs.MotocrossMountain · 08-25-2008, 06:40 AM

Christmas Lights: For Indoor/Outdoor Use Only.....

hahaa...

what are the other options.....

lol

Mrs.MotocrossMountain · 08-26-2008, 09:59 AM

how bout this one?

on a bottle of childrens cold medicine...

do not drive or operate heavy machinery....

hahaaaaaaaaahhahahahah....

or on the box of a blowdryer...

not for use in shower....lol

Amber86 · 08-26-2008, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JCMINIS

No pics,,but older jet skis used to have a warning sign about watching out for the thrust in anal and vaginal cavities.

this is my fav too!

use to rent out jet skis at a boat rental place... that was a fun part to go over with people when instructing them on how to use it...

firepower354 · 08-26-2008, 08:23 PM

five21racing · 08-26-2008, 08:32 PM

You guys do realize that those warnings are there since the company probably got sued over it, right?

The Mc Donalds "hot coffee" would be a prime example.

firepower354 · 08-26-2008, 08:54 PM

firepower354 · 08-26-2008, 08:56 PM

I wanna see the pathetic Sam-calling family of the moron who inspired this one:

JCMINIS · 08-26-2008, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by firepower354

Cool,I will see if I can get one of the older ones, buddy has a few older models, next weekend I see if they have the ones im thinking about.

BlackBeard · 08-26-2008, 10:02 PM

i used to repair pressure washers and the ones on the chinese jiang-dong engines were always the best but cant find anything

bri113 · 08-27-2008, 07:29 PM

some of those warnings are so funny.

crowbar · 08-27-2008, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrs.MotocrossMountain

Christmas Lights: For Indoor/Outdoor Use Only.....

hahaa...

what are the other options.....

lol

underwater???

moto234 · 09-02-2008, 06:53 PM

ther are some kind of lays potato chips that have a warning about causing anal leakage haha

tmas · 09-02-2008, 07:56 PM

In Canada they put some pretty disgusting warning pics on cigarette packs.
tmas

crowbar · 09-02-2008, 10:17 PM

and people still buy them.

crownsk8er · 09-04-2008, 03:03 PM

hooka tobacco. a pouch i had said.

"smoking is bad. well, its better then chopping someones head off with an ax"

08-22-2008, 09:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
firepower354 3rd Gear Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Flint MI Posts: 6,259	Favorite product warnings

08-23-2008, 12:28 AM	#2 (permalink)
sargent36 PM Newbie Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 0	Re: Favorite product warnings When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this. On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins - Take out the literature and read it carefully.You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested" Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson. "HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS"

08-23-2008, 07:49 AM	#3 (permalink)
five21racing 3rd Gear Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: South Dakota Posts: 2,612	Re: Favorite product warnings If I remember correctly; this was from the warranty on one of my mp3 players.

08-23-2008, 09:23 AM	#4 (permalink)
Pal 3rd Gear Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Highland Park, IL Posts: 1,199	Re: Favorite product warnings ^^haha yeah ive seen that on a lot of electronics

08-23-2008, 09:09 PM	#5 (permalink)
JCMINIS 3rd Gear Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Old fort,NC Posts: 1,058	Re: Favorite product warnings No pics,,but older jet skis used to have a warning sign about watching out for the thrust in anal and vaginal cavities.

08-25-2008, 06:40 AM	#6 (permalink)
Mrs.MotocrossMountain 1st Gear Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: kirksville mo Posts: 173	Re: Favorite product warnings Christmas Lights: For Indoor/Outdoor Use Only..... hahaa... what are the other options..... lol

08-26-2008, 09:59 AM	#7 (permalink)
Mrs.MotocrossMountain 1st Gear Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: kirksville mo Posts: 173	Re: Favorite product warnings how bout this one? on a bottle of childrens cold medicine... do not drive or operate heavy machinery.... hahaaaaaaaaahhahahahah.... or on the box of a blowdryer... not for use in shower....lol

08-26-2008, 08:23 PM	#9 (permalink)
firepower354 3rd Gear Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Flint MI Posts: 6,259	Re: Favorite product warnings

08-26-2008, 08:32 PM	#10 (permalink)
five21racing 3rd Gear Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: South Dakota Posts: 2,612	Re: Favorite product warnings You guys do realize that those warnings are there since the company probably got sued over it, right? The Mc Donalds "hot coffee" would be a prime example.

08-26-2008, 08:54 PM	#11 (permalink)
firepower354 3rd Gear Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Flint MI Posts: 6,259	Re: Favorite product warnings

08-26-2008, 08:56 PM	#12 (permalink)
firepower354 3rd Gear Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Flint MI Posts: 6,259	Re: Favorite product warnings I wanna see the pathetic Sam-calling family of the moron who inspired this one:

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BlackBeard "ZBBT" Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: 50 riders Posts: 1,772	Re: Favorite product warnings i used to repair pressure washers and the ones on the chinese jiang-dong engines were always the best but cant find anything

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bri113 1st Gear Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: chicago, IL Posts: 209	Re: Favorite product warnings some of those warnings are so funny.

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moto234 3rd Gear Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: CHICO CA Ukiah CA MENDO 707 Posts: 1,679	Re: Favorite product warnings ther are some kind of lays potato chips that have a warning about causing anal leakage haha

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tmas 3rd Gear Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Toronto Posts: 3,486 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Favorite product warnings In Canada they put some pretty disgusting warning pics on cigarette packs. tmas

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crowbar 1st Gear Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Canandaigua NY Posts: 105	Re: Favorite product warnings and people still buy them.

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crownsk8er 1st Gear Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 190	Re: Favorite product warnings hooka tobacco. a pouch i had said. "smoking is bad. well, its better then chopping someones head off with an ax"